10.03.08

Palin Is Ready for the White House! Yes!

Posted in Politicking tagged , , , , , , at 9:07 am by slimjackson

From Cnn.com:

84 percent of the people polled said Palin did a better job than they expected, while 64 percent said Biden also exceeded expectations.

It was also the consensus that Biden won the debate overall. After sitting there for an hour and a half listening to every word, I’d have to agree. I think I saw white/gender privilege rear it’s ugly head. I was talking with Seattle about Palin’s usage of words like “darn” and other colloquial terms as well as winking to the audience. Our first thought was “If Barack did any of that while debating with McCain, it’d be a wrap for him. Game, set, match. Victory for the elephant party. I was annoyed. I feel like she’d make a great character in a Disney movie called Hockey Mom goes to the White House.

Now I’m not saying Biden was perfect up there either. He did at times seem more like a traditional politician. He did stumble over words (as did Palin). He even lost me for a second when he went into his legislative upspeak. Nonetheless, he got the job done. Palin got the job done as well. She helped her credibility, but I don’t think she did anything to really help John McCain’s chances of winning the election. But let’s talk about how she exceeded expectations for a bit.

84 percent of people polled said that she exceeded their expectations.

That’s not an accomplishment. That’s a problem. When people expect you to perform that poorly, it means they have little faith in you. I don’t think I want someone who people have little faith in as the next in line for President should McCain kick the bucket. The other thing is that if expectations were that low, she really didn’t have to do all that much to exceed people’s expectations in the first place. Let’s be real, she outright told the moderator she wasn’t gonna answer a couple questions directly and went into her pre-planned and scripted banter. She’s fighting to establish credibility and acknowledges she’s only been on the campaign trail for 5 weeks. I’ve seen people protest Barack saying that the presidency is not an internship. Well, neither is the vice presidency. If I recall, she didn’t even know what the VP did before she hopped on the piece republican ticket.

Let me reiterate. It’s a problem that republicans are “re-energized” and people are shifting their votes because she performed better than expected last night. That’s like saying if an uncoordinated HS freshman tries out for the basketball team and makes a free throw, that he’s ready to be on the varsity team. Eff outta here with that sh*t.

The End.

09.18.08

Why Barack Obama Will Lose the Election

Posted in Politicking tagged , , , , , , , at 1:07 am by slimjackson

Now that the McCain-Palin train is picking up steam, states that were once democrat are turning into swing states or republican, and voting polls are showing the presidential race at dead even or with McCain leading, I’m starting to see that Barack Obama more than likely will lose this election unless the people of the United States suddenly have an epiphany. I write this post not as a conservative, but as a realist. Despite his articulate and polished presentation and his desire to help the working and/or middle class, he seems to be losing steam. People are “coming back to reality”. They’re seeing through his celebrity status, and realizing that he will not be the best choice for President of the United States.

Since Palin has joined the ticket, republicans are talking about how the party has been re-energized. The news shows many women who are now interested in politics and identifying with Palin’s personality and background. People don’t even care about McCain as much as they care about her. The celeb status has been taken away from Barack and passed to the new rock star. She’s his short term solution to a long term problem. Barack’s no longer able to hog the spotlight. Despite the failing economy that is a result of the Bush administration, middle and working class homeowners losing their homes, McCain’s very lame public speaking ability, and a lack of discussion on any of the issues relative to most Americans, the Republican Party seems to be picking up momentum. Don’t forget that many caucasian citizens who say that they will vote for Barack now will ultimately vote for McCain when election time rolls around. What people say publicly is a lot different than what they will say or do in private. People need to accept that.

How can you say this Slim? You are a black guy after all right?

Indeed. I am. I’m also a realist. I don’t say that Barack will lose because he is less qualified. I say that because people are still ignorant and scared of real change. When I say real change, I’m talking about the thought of a black man running the United States of America. People will use Palin as an excuse. People will say that Barack is an elitist as an excuse. But what it really comes down to is the fact it’s an African American guy. The Presidential Race still comes down to race. Like it or not.

How can the man be looked at as an elitist when many of the previous presidents have degrees from Ivy League Schools and parents or other family members that are heavily influential in politics? How can Barack not have enough experience or charisma, when John McCain is painful to watch speak and he seems to really be unaware of what’s going on for most of the working and middle class? The man is 72 years old with previous health issues, and the next in line for president is somebody wrapped up in scandal that went to multiple schools before getting an undergraduate degree in Journalism. People are comfortable with this? Why is it that people who are suffering the most financially/economically are willing to vote for someone who is filthy rich and has said very little to address their situations? How can he crack down on Wall Street, when the aim for him is to see Big Business thrive?

I don’t particularly think that either candidate is very strong, so people are more than likely voting for the lesser of 2 evils. At this point, it seems as if America would rather endure 4 more years of the same type of policies than look to create real change. If Congress is ultimately controlled by democrats and the presidential administration is primarily republican, won’t they just cancel each other out and have us in the exact same situation we’re in now? Do people really think that these 2 are going to “Shake things up” in Washington?

It seems that’s the new trend. And if we as American citizens continue on this course into election day, the country will get exactly what it deserves. As of today, we’re screwed. I’d love nothing more than to see the country prove my realism wrong at the polls. We shall see.

09.03.08

What is the Deal with the Hispanic Vote?

Posted in Politicking tagged , , , , at 1:47 pm by slimjackson

Cowboy Troy, the black country/rap vocalist, is voting for John McCain. That’s OK, since he’s not really black anyway. But I just wanted to pose a simple question…What’s the deal with a big chunk of the Hispanic vote going to the Republican Party? I’ve been trying to understand what it is about the Republican platform that sends a good portion of their vote to the dark side (The irony…and the bias). Anybody have any feedback on this? Last I checked the Hispanics and Blacks had similar plights in the US. Am I missing something? Offensive responses will not be posted. I’m genuinely curious.

08.29.08

When Picking a Woman Goes Wrong

Posted in Politicking tagged , , , , , , , , , , at 6:48 pm by slimjackson

Hello folks. I’ve been out the mix for a few days now for reasons I will disclose in a later entry. In an effort to regain my sanity, I’ve decided to post something. Given the political week we just had, I figured I’d take some time to not talk about Barack, but instead talk about McCain’s decision for a running mate. Barack gave an amazing speech. We all know that. No surprise. However, Gramps McCain did finally surprise me. Unfortunately, it’s not in a good way. Then again, that probably doesn’t surprise you as one of my readers.

How stupid does John McCain think women are? For that matter, how stupid does John McCain’s camp think that women are? Upon hearing his choice for a VP, I actually laughed and said something along the lines of “What the eff is this?” Does he really think that selecting Gov. Sarah Palin is suddenly going to give him all of the votes that Hillary Clinton would have gotten had she overcome Obamamania? I knew he would select somebody young that didn’t need to take a blue pill, but I’m incredibly surprised that he would select someone younger than Barack. Someone who, from what the media tells me, has absolutely no foreign policy experience. She’s a hockey mom, shoots guns, and eats moose burgers. Big effin deal. Most kids don’t even play hockey. Had they portrayed her as a soccer mom, it’d be a completely different ballgame. She could drive to all the campaign rallies in a minivan with a moose’s head on top of it. She could also get out with full hunting camouflage on.  Yep, that would seal the election for MCain. Sadly to say, that would capture a lot of the redneck vote.

Gramps must really think he got the double bonus on this one. “Young woman that likes guns, violent team sports, and meat? Brilliant!” is probably what crossed his mind. Much to the dismay of many Republicans from what I’ve read so far, he took it to an extreme that will probably erupt in his face like Jake Steed. That’s way worse than egg yolk by the way. But seriously, does he really think that the majority of Hillary’s supporters are just going to roll over to his side because he selected a young “All-American” woman with a quarter of her credentials? If I were a Hillary supporter, I’d consider this a slap in the face and insult of intelligence. I’ll be humored to see how this one plays out. That road to the White House just got a lot longer for the McCain camp. Once these debates get started, Obama and Biden will probably be a slap shot away from the Presidential Cup. Go figure.

08.26.08

Michelle Obama Has the 2nd Toughest Job in America

Posted in Politicking tagged , , , , at 9:17 am by slimjackson

Michelle Obama may have one of the toughest jobs in America, if we want to call it that. Not only is she expected to be a Strong Black Woman, but she is expected to be the perfect wife, the perfect mom, the perfect speaker, and Barack’s number 1 supporter. We could say this isn’t much different than any other 1st or potential 1st Lady, but let’s be serious…it’s different. To a certain extent, she’s being praised for exceeding expectations that should be pretty standard. If married, a woman in general should be a great supporter of her husband, a great mother to her children, and strive to be a great individual overall. The fact that she’s an African American only makes the spotlight burn hotter.

Given Barack’s long standing political aspirations, I’m sure that he was well aware of what he had when he met her. I mean c’mon. She’s a lawyer with degrees from Princeton and Harvard. With or without him, she would have been powerful. Combine that with the machine that is her husband,  and the media has the ultimate Strong Black Woman right now.  But what about other Black women in politics? Condoleezza Rice, who has sat in a pretty high level position in a President’s cabinet, has not even garnered close to the support and national attention that Michelle has. Granted, she sits in an administration that has become associated with the term “Miserable Failure”. I’m sure that she is equally as strong. She’s clearly articulate. She clearly carries a ton of responsibility on a day to day basis. Unfortunately, anything associated with Bush seems to crash and burn. Even his own party has abandoned him. Shame, shame, shame.

Nonetheless, Michelle has her work cut out for her. Honestly, I admire her, but I wouldn’t want to be her (Nor would I want to be Barack for that matter). She should have a music compilation put together. She could get permission of Tupac’s people and call it “All Eyes on Me Part II”.

08.23.08

Good Choice Barack. Good Choice.

Posted in Politicking tagged , , , , , , , at 10:43 am by slimjackson

OK. I lied. I said I wouldn’t post anything this weekend. But Barack finally picked his running mate, and the McCain campaign is already poking holes. Obama has selected the 65 year old Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware. Take that Grandpa McCain! And the man has extensive international policy experience! So much for career political experience and foreign policy as an advantage for Gramps. Even I can admit that Barack probably needed an old white guy more than Hilary Clinton as a running mate. Though she carried a large portion of the woman vote and the white working class during the primary, I just don’t see how those 2 would have cooperated on the same running ticket. It’s like putting 2 excellent players that were bitter rivals that play the same position on the same sports team. It just doesn’t work. And no John, having the support of a popular musician will not increase your odds of winning. You’re already being sued by Jackson Browne. But speaking of strategy…

McCain’s campaign staff has pointed at the fact that Sen. Biden was one of the biggest critics of Barack Obama during the primary. Biden spoke about Barack’s lack of overall experience and also called him a “storybook” man for being an Articulate African American that has garnered national support. This somehow makes him a bad choice for a VP. In my opinion, it’s a great decision (until some scandal comes out that says otherwise). The whole point is to bring a different perspective to the campaign and help compensate for any weaknesses in the Presidential candidate. I think the fact that Biden has criticized Obama is a good thing. Group think is a bad thing. Having a ‘Yes Man” VP is more devastating to the country than someone who can challenge the President and his ideas, which could bring thoughts to mind that someone like Barack honestly wouldn’t have considered. I think the McCain campaign has faltered again with trying to spin a positive into a negative. We all know how much that “Barack is too cool for presidency” ploy played out…

The only thing Barack appears to be too cool for is grocery stores. He’d rather be speaking in front of thousands than looking at lettuce.

07.29.08

Black In America And Sorry For Slavery

Posted in Politicking tagged , , , , , , , at 8:56 pm by slimjackson

The House of Representatives is passing a resolution that apologizes for slavery. Coincidentally, this comes on the heels of the “Black in America” series that recently aired on CNN. I’ll be honest, I don’t follow the news as much as I should. A significant portion of that is because it is so negative. I’m becoming a believer that if something is important enough to read about or talk about, then somebody else will tell me about it. I received emails from people telling me to tune in to the “Black in America” series, because, as a Black person in America, it was almost a requirement to watch.

Though many have complained about the negative portrayal of African Americans in the CNN special, I saw the series as a representation of what life is like for many Black people today. No, I’m not exactly happy with my current predicament, but I’m certainly not struggling to get by like a lot of the people they showed in the series. Yes, there has been progress over the years, but the achievements for the few does not compensate for the struggles of the many. Don’t worry, I’m not going to get all philosophical. I’m just making a point.

CNN timed the release of this series perfectly. What better time to put forth such a documentary than when an African American has a serious chance of becoming President of the United States, and within days of the House of Representatives pushing through a resolution that apologizes for slavery and all the damage it caused and will continue to cause for Black people. Even more interesting, and perhaps intentional, it’s as if the “Black in America” series and this resolution have a Q&A relationship. If you watched the series, whether white or black, you probably ended up saying “How has it come to this? How did we get to this point as a society?”. That’s an excellent question. It’s almost as if the CNN special wanted us to ponder. Coincidentally, the House of Representatives answered it by apologizing for Slavery and the inequalities it created that are relevant today and were displayed in the series.

I understand the purpose of the apology. Older members of my family, parents included, have felt the injustices first hand that were created because of Slavery. My father and his side of the family didn’t exactly end up in Upstate NY from Mississippi because of opportunity. When someone burns down the farm and crops where you live because they hate the color of your skin, you’re forced to change scenery a bit, so I’m sure he will appreciate this apology much more than I ever will. But the question remains, even with all that has been aired on television and acknowledged by our government…

Where do we go from here?

07.25.08

Barack is a Beast! Feel the Fury!

Posted in Politicking tagged , , , , , , at 3:12 pm by slimjackson

Obama’s going to crush McCain in the presidential election unless something awful happens over the next few months. The most well-known Grandpa in the country has had his work cut out for him from the start. Meanwhile, the young educated brotha and the Ultimate Articulate Black guy (I claim him despite his mixed background) has continued to pick up momentum. But I guess at this point, that’s no big surprise.

Now I could talk about his epic speech in Germany in front of a crowd of 200,000 in a country that 60 years ago wouldn’t have had love for someone that looked like him (or me). I could talk about the real issues and why Obama’s platform will lead him to victory. I could elaborate on how he is such a captivating speaker, but I am going to take a much lower level approach that doesn’t require intense political discourse.

I was visiting the John McCain website for giggles the other day and the first thing I saw was a picture of Barack Obama. I looked at my browser to make sure I went to the right page, then looked again at what I was seeing. I was intrigued at why there was a picture of Barack, but then I noticed the angle they were taking. As I explored curiously, I came across a video showing various snippets of media outlets giving praise to Barack, as if the media was “in love with him”. It was almost as if they were saying it’s not fair that the media displays Barack in a positive light so often, while lil old McCain takes his Metamucil and campaigns quietly in the background. So, I am guessing this is an attempt at reverse psychology and not whining about a media that has typically displayed African Americans in a negative light overall finally coming around. The McCain camp secretly hopes that all the rebellious folks will go against the grain and support McCain just to hold true to their rebellious nature. Perhaps that will be his new slogan…

“Go Against the Grain, Support McCain!”

That does have a nice ring to it, but there’s something odd about the concept of going against the grain and supporting a traditional conservative. The man is probably worse than George Bush with computers (George referred to Google as “the Google”. See video below), and is far from “happening”. Irony maybe?

McCain has admitted he isn’t very good with technology. I bet Barack has an AIM screen name, or at least he did before they started tapping all his stuff. I’m not saying our next president needs to be a search engine guru or text message monster, but it wouldn’t hurt to be fairly current with technology. Sometimes it’s the simple things. McCain’s website even makes a feeble attempt at trying to portray him as young and hip (more like a bad hip). They even had one of those banner games on there called Shoot the Pork; but instead of shooting lasers or bullets, you were shooting the word “veto”. I was disgusted at this weak effort to employ the banner game method to get people interested. That same type of stuff made me hate Myspace, and I’m starting to hate his website too.

Like I said, he’s got a long way to go if he wants to catch Barack. He’s not gonna win the young crowd. He’s not gonna win the African American vote. And if his campaign staff continues to try to portray him as young and hip, he will continue to plummet.

Coincidentally, I just went back to the McCain website and the video of Obama isn’t on the front page anymore. It looks like they are smartening up already…


07.16.08

Planned Parenthood Must Have Read My Blog!

Posted in General Rambles, Politicking tagged , , , at 3:12 pm by slimjackson

I posted yesterday about John McCain and his support for Viagra and his hesitancy about birth control. Coincidentally, CNN just posted an article about an ad campaign by Planned Parenthood calling him out for his “stiffening up” when asked about his views. Check out the CNN article to see what I’m referring to. Planned Parenthood should have contacted me first. I would’ve helped them put together a commercial that nobody would forget…

Softly Yours,

Slim “Action” Jackson

07.15.08

The First of Many by Seattle Washington

Posted in Politicking, Seattle Washington tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , at 5:37 pm by Seattle Washington

Ok guys. Your boi has grown tired of blogging about the finer gender. After all, there’s more to life than women right? Yeah! Like cars, and, and… money! Just like BET tells me. Seriously though, I figure I’d tackle a user requested issue and one that has bothered me as well… the New Yorker cover.

Now, I could sit here and tell you how pissed I was when I saw the photo. Or, I could rant about how as a dude who has a Masters in Assholetry with a concentration in Sarcasm and Smart Ass Wit, I have a problem with illustrator Barry Britt alluding to this as a satirical painting. Check out his exact quote here

Or I could go on and on about how Blitt’s intentions of pointing out the wild stereotypes and myths that plague our future President and First Lady fell short. I even thought about writing an entry on how the cover will actually be used to fuel the fear of the naïve folks in our country. I had a whole story about a Middle American family having a dinnertime conversation over the kitchen table saying, “Honey, you see! Even those damn city folk know he’s a damn terrorist. We can’t just elect that Barack Osama.”

But, I was pretty sure that would get covered in the other blogs. And this isn’t another blog. So after some thinking…is it really that bad? All in all, it really could’ve been worse than just confusing Obama with Osama. It’s not really creative. I mean one letter? The “Man” is really falling off with his creativity. I mean, I expected so much more. For instance, it could’ve been Michelle Obama being shown as a video ho while Barack throws money at her and pops bottles of Moet while sitting in a car on 22s that’s parked on the unmanicured yard of The Black House.

Or better yet, Barack could’ve been dunking on George W in the middle of Rucker Park while Michelle smokes some trees in the stands. Or maybe Barack shucking and jiving in front of the White House in full man tan costume while all of White America applauds. Or the real masterpiece, it could’ve been a painting of Barack letting all the Black people out of jail and reinstating slavery, this time for the White folk.

I mean, those are the covers that I expected; because those are the myths that are really circulating in the back of Americans’ minds. I hate to tell you folks, but it doesn’t matter how eloquent, persuasive and qualified Obama is, ignorance will continue to rear its ugly head. It will get worse. I promise. This is just the 1st of many things to happen to the presidential hopeful. That’s what the media does. Did you really think things were different? But what is different, and great, this time is that people are up in arms about it. We really need to worry when folks, Black, White, Hispanic and Asian, start to just accept it for what is.

Now that’s sarcasm! Blitt take notes son!
Seattle

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